With Fear and Trembling
The Board of Governors of The
Society
of Angst Ridden Siblings of Søren Kierkegaard

Grants Life Membership to
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Who, Having Taken the Perpetual Vows of
ABANDONMENT, FORLORNESS AND DESPAIR
Is Admitted to Our Abject and Melancholic Ranks
With all of the Tormented Ambiguities and Contradictions Thereto Pertaining.
In Witness Whereof, Our Depressive Leader Sets His Seal and Hand
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